How do I lose my virginity?

Very funny. Waffel how young are you?

:You can't bro you are destined to be forever virgin

fuck a man

Moved to off topic. As for your question, start by having zero standards.

But... how does a dutch hooker remain a virgin?

you must be very bad at your job...

Skrevet av Permamuted, 09.12.2014 at 08:45

But... how does a dutch hooker remain a virgin?

you must be very bad at your job...

xaxa I wanted to feel clean now u hurt me with #realitybitch

Skrevet av Acquiesce, 09.12.2014 at 08:35

Moved to off topic. As for your question, start by having zero standards.

xaxa so acq u wanna make out? you are my zero standard

Skrevet av Waffel, 09.12.2014 at 03:34

..
well for me it happened when i was a kid..my mother sent me for milk in the local store..the shop keeper told me he had banana flavoured milk down in the basement and that i was to follow him there.I really loved bananas dude..
so i dunno..go get some milk or something

Skrevet av Waffel, 09.12.2014 at 03:34

Skrevet av Waffel, 01.12.2014 at 03:06

in The Netherlands we have a saying: Who asks, gets ''skipped''

I think this might be the problem.

Skrevet av Goblin, 09.12.2014 at 11:14

Skrevet av Waffel, 09.12.2014 at 03:34

Skrevet av Waffel, 01.12.2014 at 03:06

in The Netherlands we have a saying: Who asks, gets ''skipped''

I think this might be the problem.

omg fy

You'd have to get off atwar, not worth it

If you are virgin than what is in your womb?

Skrevet av Khal.eesi, 09.12.2014 at 09:27

Skrevet av Waffel, 09.12.2014 at 03:34

..
well for me it happened when i was a kid..my mother sent me for milk in the local store..the shop keeper told me he had banana flavoured milk down in the basement and that i was to follow him there.I really loved bananas dude..
so i dunno..go get some milk or something

Skrevet av Your Mother, 10.12.2014 at 07:00

Skrevet av Khal.eesi, 09.12.2014 at 09:27

Skrevet av Waffel, 09.12.2014 at 03:34

..
well for me it happened when i was a kid..my mother sent me for milk in the local store..the shop keeper told me he had banana flavoured milk down in the basement and that i was to follow him there.I really loved bananas dude..
so i dunno..go get some milk or something

Skrevet av Waffel, 01.12.2014 at 03:06

in The Netherlands we have a saying: Who asks, gets ''skipped''

Oh man, that's how we feel about players asking to be Mod.

As to your original question:
Step 1. Stop playing AW every day
Step 2. Gather some cash
Step 3. Pay a lady
Step 4. Come back to AW and tell us the experience.

Skrevet av Columna Durruti, 10.12.2014 at 07:59

Skrevet av Waffel, 01.12.2014 at 03:06

in The Netherlands we have a saying: Who asks, gets ''skipped''

Oh man, that's how we feel about players asking to be Mod.

As to your original question:
Step 1. Stop playing AW every day
Step 2. Gather some cash
Step 3. Pay a lady
Step 4. Come back to AW and tell us the experience.

I don't think Waffel is lesbian.

Skrevet av Meester, 10.12.2014 at 08:18

Skrevet av Columna Durruti, 10.12.2014 at 07:59

Skrevet av Waffel, 01.12.2014 at 03:06

in The Netherlands we have a saying: Who asks, gets ''skipped''

Oh man, that's how we feel about players asking to be Mod.

As to your original question:
Step 1. Stop playing AW every day
Step 2. Gather some cash
Step 3. Pay a lady
Step 4. Come back to AW and tell us the experience.

I don't think Waffel is lesbian.

Oh, ok... sorry for assuming Waffel is just another male AW nerd.
In case Meester is right:
Step 1. Stop playing AW every day
Step 2. Gather some cash
Step 3. Pay a guy (or lady if you wish)
Step 4. Come back to AW and tell us the experience.

Skrevet av Columna Durruti, 10.12.2014 at 08:23

Skrevet av Meester, 10.12.2014 at 08:18

Skrevet av Columna Durruti, 10.12.2014 at 07:59

Skrevet av Waffel, 01.12.2014 at 03:06

in The Netherlands we have a saying: Who asks, gets ''skipped''

Oh man, that's how we feel about players asking to be Mod.

As to your original question:
Step 1. Stop playing AW every day
Step 2. Gather some cash
Step 3. Pay a lady
Step 4. Come back to AW and tell us the experience.

I don't think Waffel is lesbian.

Oh, ok... sorry for assuming Waffel is just another male AW nerd.
In case Meester is right:
Step 1. Stop playing AW every day
Step 2. Gather some cash
Step 3. Pay a guy (or lady if you wish)
Step 4. Come back to AW and tell us the experience.

Problem solved

Skrevet av Columna Durruti, 10.12.2014 at 07:59

Skrevet av Waffel, 01.12.2014 at 03:06

in The Netherlands we have a saying: Who asks, gets ''skipped''

Oh man, that's how we feel about players asking to be Mod.

As to your original question:
Step 1. Stop playing AW every day
Step 2. Gather some cash
Step 3. Pay a lady
Step 4. Come back to AW and tell us the experience.

I did that but you'll all make fun of me if I told you...

Skrevet av 4Chan, 10.12.2014 at 11:34

I did that but you'll all make fun of me if I told you...

Just skip some details.

Skrevet av Columna Durruti, 10.12.2014 at 16:14

Skrevet av 4Chan, 10.12.2014 at 11:34

I did that but you'll all make fun of me if I told you...

Just skip some details.

OK so I drove a car to the hotel and when I got there I see this little asian peeking out the door, I thought it might have been meester and it was a trap
(jk)

Yelled 'Hello big boi'

I went in and 'oh you take your clothes off ok'
'ok'
I'm standing there naked, gave the money for 1 hour

Kept saying 'oh you young husband'
o-ok

showing me pictures of a kid :/
had sex maybe 6 7 times
someone called while we were doing it and I was told to wait on the balcony while another client came in
they never came (Thank god)
took me by the phallus and dragged me to bed
sex again
'oh why you so quiet when we make love, yung husban!'
prostitute fell asleep in my arms, woke up wanted to have sex again
o-ok
kept trying to kiss me but I just went to the side kissing the neck
(yuck.jpg)

I got invited back the next three nights in a row after that I kept getting calls at all hours and texts I went back once for free btw but not again because of kissing
otherwise I would have
I turned my phone off for a week and I had a bunch of pictures sent to me

;_;

I might go to a new prostitute but I only have enough money for half an hour, but this was in mid june

Play atwar at least 10h a day

First thing you want to do is stay off atwar , you will stay a virgin otherwise

Skrevet av 4Chan, 10.12.2014 at 18:34

Skrevet av Columna Durruti, 10.12.2014 at 16:14

Skrevet av 4Chan, 10.12.2014 at 11:34

I did that but you'll all make fun of me if I told you...

Just skip some details.

OK so I drove a car to the hotel and when I got there I see this little asian peeking out the door, I thought it might have been meester and it was a trap
(jk)

Yelled 'Hello big boi'

I went in and 'oh you take your clothes off ok'
'ok'
I'm standing there naked, gave the money for 1 hour

Kept saying 'oh you young husband'
o-ok

showing me pictures of a kid :/
had sex maybe 6 7 times
someone called while we were doing it and I was told to wait on the balcony while another client came in
they never came (Thank god)
took me by the phallus and dragged me to bed
sex again
'oh why you so quiet when we make love, yung husban!'
prostitute fell asleep in my arms, woke up wanted to have sex again
o-ok
kept trying to kiss me but I just went to the side kissing the neck
(yuck.jpg)

I got invited back the next three nights in a row after that I kept getting calls at all hours and texts I went back once for free btw but not again because of kissing
otherwise I would have
I turned my phone off for a week and I had a bunch of pictures sent to me

;_;

I might go to a new prostitute but I only have enough money for half an hour, but this was in mid june

Skrevet av Tirpitz406, 09.12.2014 at 08:32

fuck a man