Official 2014 Happening thread.

Every other Ukraine thread has devolved into "Muh Rus" v "Muh freedumbs", so here we we are. Where were you when Crimea was kill? On a serious note: What are the possible scenarios that could develop this week, and farther into the future? Do any of you believe you'll be directly affected by this Happening? Any militaryfags pinging #SkyKing? Who else is prepping their bug-out bags?

Official thread musix:

Poland can't into armies. Russia can. Poland can't into oil. Russia can. Russia wins Crimea. Now we take Debtland (USA)

I think this poll is rigged

USA is threatening Russia with giving Georgia NATO membership so it's like the cuban missile crisis but Russian, if Putin decides to inv- liberate Crimea.

Imo Russia will blockade Georgia and this will spark some NATO CIS Proxy war at worst

I'm guessing since none of the unmarked soldiers in Crimea have given a statement to the press and they seem to be well organised it's a Russian black flag operation, too organised for any milita and Russia has the motive, probably removing any political enemies or Pro-Ukrainian activists so it will appear Crimea wants to 'stay Russian'

Fugg Ukraine though they banned Russian language on official documents so they are asking for Russians to leave or assimilate, Russia won't sit back with penis in hand when Ukraine backstabbs ally like in EU+


Many text, oh god I hope I am not turning into Tik-Tok

Skrevet av 4Chan, 02.03.2014 at 14:06

USA is threatening Russia with giving Georgia NATO membership so it's like the cuban missile crisis but Russian, if Putin decides to inv- liberate Crimea.

Imo Russia will blockade Georgia and this will spark some NATO CIS Proxy war at worst

I'm guessing since none of the unmarked soldiers in Crimea have given a statement to the press and they seem to be well organised it's a Russian black flag operation, too organised for any milita and Russia has the motive, probably removing any political enemies or Pro-Ukrainian activists so it will appear Crimea wants to 'stay Russian'

Fugg Ukraine though they banned Russian language on official documents so they are asking for Russians to leave or assimilate, Russia won't sit back with penis in hand when Ukraine backstabbs ally like in EU+


Many text, oh god I hope I am not turning into Tik-Tok

Why did they ban Russian?

Belarus would win any war

In the end Brasil will win the final against Argentina. Neymar will score his 7th WC goal and Cristiano Ronaldo will confess he's in love with Shakira's husband Gerard Piqué.... oops, what were you talkin' about?
Doesn't matter... just followed an other stupidity string.

Skrevet av Columna Durruti, 02.03.2014 at 15:24

In the end Brasil will win the final against Argentina. Neymar will score his 7th WC goal and Cristiano Ronaldo will confess he's in love with Shakira's husband Gerard Piqué.... oops, what were you talkin' about?
Doesn't matter... just followed an other stupidity string.

The Detroit Lions will land on Mars for the first time; Dream Theater will admit that they're shit; Brasil will annex Angola; Slovakia will into Carpathian clays; Prime Minister of Mongolia will be Italian; Romania will into Moldovan clays; Crimea will be Russian; Kharkov will be capital of Eastern Ukraine oblast in Russia; Lemberg will be capital of Western Ukraine Federation.

w0t

Skrevet av Guest, 02.03.2014 at 15:45

Skrevet av Columna Durruti, 02.03.2014 at 15:24

In the end Brasil will win the final against Argentina. Neymar will score his 7th WC goal and Cristiano Ronaldo will confess he's in love with Shakira's husband Gerard Piqué.... oops, what were you talkin' about?
Doesn't matter... just followed an other stupidity string.

The Detroit Lions will land on Mars for the first time; Dream Theater will admit that they're shit; Brasil will annex Angola; Slovakia will into Carpathian clays; Prime Minister of Mongolia will be Italian; Romania will into Moldovan clays; Crimea will be Russian; Kharkov will be capital of Eastern Ukraine oblast in Russia; Lemberg will be capital of Western Ukraine Federation.

w0t

You definitely have access to good drugs.

Skrevet av Columna Durruti, 02.03.2014 at 15:52

Skrevet av Guest, 02.03.2014 at 15:45

Skrevet av Columna Durruti, 02.03.2014 at 15:24

In the end Brasil will win the final against Argentina. Neymar will score his 7th WC goal and Cristiano Ronaldo will confess he's in love with Shakira's husband Gerard Piqué.... oops, what were you talkin' about?
Doesn't matter... just followed an other stupidity string.

The Detroit Lions will land on Mars for the first time; Dream Theater will admit that they're shit; Brasil will annex Angola; Slovakia will into Carpathian clays; Prime Minister of Mongolia will be Italian; Romania will into Moldovan clays; Crimea will be Russian; Kharkov will be capital of Eastern Ukraine oblast in Russia; Lemberg will be capital of Western Ukraine Federation.

w0t

You definitely have access to good drugs.

Turkey will attack Russia and reclaim the Crimea for Islamic brothers, all hail non-secular Turkiye, meanwhile Greece will attack Turkey reclaiming Constantinople and Poland will attack both Lithuania and Ukraine reforming Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth. In the end though, the Jews will win cos they control world.

Skrevet av Columna Durruti, 02.03.2014 at 15:52

Skrevet av Guest, 02.03.2014 at 15:45

Skrevet av Columna Durruti, 02.03.2014 at 15:24

In the end Brasil will win the final against Argentina. Neymar will score his 7th WC goal and Cristiano Ronaldo will confess he's in love with Shakira's husband Gerard Piqué.... oops, what were you talkin' about?
Doesn't matter... just followed an other stupidity string.

The Detroit Lions will land on Mars for the first time; Dream Theater will admit that they're shit; Brasil will annex Angola; Slovakia will into Carpathian clays; Prime Minister of Mongolia will be Italian; Romania will into Moldovan clays; Crimea will be Russian; Kharkov will be capital of Eastern Ukraine oblast in Russia; Lemberg will be capital of Western Ukraine Federation.

w0t

You definitely have access to good drugs.

They only drug I need is muh freedums

Skrevet av Fruit, 02.03.2014 at 16:11

Turkey will attack Russia and reclaim the Crimea for Islamic brothers, all hail non-secular Turkiye, meanwhile Greece will attack Turkey reclaiming Constantinople and Poland will attack both Lithuania and Ukraine reforming Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth. In the end though, the Jews will win cos they control world.

>Jews control the Reptilians

Shalom!

Sitat:

Skrevet av Fruit, 02.03.2014 at 16:11

Turkey will attack Russia and reclaim the Crimea for Islamic brothers, all hail non-secular Turkiye, meanwhile Greece will attack Turkey reclaiming Constantinople and Poland will attack both Lithuania and Ukraine reforming Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth. In the end though, the Jews will win cos they control world.

>Jews control the Reptilians

Shalom!

Shalom

Skrevet av Fruit, 02.03.2014 at 16:11

Turkey will attack Russia and reclaim the Crimea for Islamic brothers, all hail non-secular Turkiye, meanwhile Greece will attack Turkey reclaiming Constantinople and Poland will attack both Lithuania and Ukraine reforming Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth. In the end though, the Jews will win cos they control world.

>inb4 Turkey becomes nuclear wasteland
>inb4 NATO attacks Poland
>inb4 Greece's economy fails and turns into anarchy