Hermitcraft News #2: A Tale of Thugs, Hackers, and Rap.

That is right, Hermitcraft News is back at it again with more coverage.

If you want to watch Hermitcraft thus far by yourself, here is a link ---> https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=hermitcraft+season+7

A lot of weird things has happened lately on the server, but I'm going to start with the weirdest

(WARNING: CRINGE ALERT)

When Welsknight borrows VintageBeef's cloning machine, he thinks it didn't work, when in reality, it summons all fo Welsknights hate, anger, fear, etc into an alternate persona that's native land is The Nether, or Hels. When Helsknight reaches the surface through Wel's Nether Portal, they have an epic, or maybe cringy rap battle if you look at it in certain points of view. In the end, Welsknight send Helsknight back to Hels.

Now let's talk about thugs.

Thugs are all in all bad people, they scam people, steal, etc.

But one Hermit, Ethos, is literally the Mega-Omega-Thug-Of-Doom.

Basically, Ethos has a shop called Shade-E-E's, where you can sign up for planting service and pest service, but most people sign up for both.

And there is a reason behind that.

When Ethos gives you your planting service you see, he also hides a soundtrack with Minecraft Bee noises playing on a jukebox somewhere in your base.

Causing you to sign up for his pest service, letting Ethos tear down your base "searching for the bees' while making huge profit.

Back to the mayoral race, there is Grumbot, the robot that gives Mumbo and Grian ideas on what to do for the campaign. There is also Jrumbot (Like Junior Bot, but I like to call Grumbot baby brother BabyBot), which sells diamonds in trade for you supporting Mumbo. You can by the ad to listen to it, buy a mustache, and by a t-shirt.

Today Grumbot was hacked by Iskall, who wanted Grumbot to show support for StressMonster's campaign (which doesn't make any sense,) so ultimately he hacked Grumbot.

On Grian's last episode, Grian had blew up his barge so that he can add his upgrade, but in the proccces messed up, causing him to blow it up and rebuild it, all the while doing it while FalseSymmetry was looking.

I think that'll be it for Hermitcraft News #2, let's look at our sneak-peak, and it is....

Sneak-Peak: GAMING DISTRICT! You like games, so do I, so tune in tomorrow.

I remember the Nether! I have utilized its lava to produce energy.

The pest swindle makes me wonder how many players are there in your server? If it was small it could be easily detected on youtube.

And what is FalseSykmetry's idea? Why does he win?

Skrevet av Rock Lee, 20.06.2020 at 09:41

I remember the Nether! I have utilized its lava to produce energy.

The pest swindle makes me wonder how many players are there in your server? If it was small it could be easily detected on youtube.

And what is FalseSykmetry's idea? Why does he win?

I do not play on Hermitcraft, I simply watch a butt ton of Hermitcraft vids and cover them for those who dont want to watch a bajillion vids per day. There are a lot of people who play hermitcraft,and FalseSymmetry is a she and I dunno why she is so popular honestly...

Skrevet av Novus Scythius, 20.06.2020 at 09:47

I do not play on Hermitcraft, I simply watch a butt ton of Hermitcraft vids and cover them for those who dont want to watch a bajillion vids per day. There are a lot of people who play hermitcraft,and FalseSymmetry is a she and I dunno why she is so popular honestly...

Maybe because she is a she or is she?

Skrevet av Rock Lee, 20.06.2020 at 10:54

Skrevet av Novus Scythius, 20.06.2020 at 09:47

I do not play on Hermitcraft, I simply watch a butt ton of Hermitcraft vids and cover them for those who dont want to watch a bajillion vids per day. There are a lot of people who play hermitcraft,and FalseSymmetry is a she and I dunno why she is so popular honestly...

Maybe because she is a she or is she?

My brain hurts now...and Falsey is a girl trust me