Cafe Girl..

So last update I invited her to play ping pong and she was interested but I had a panic attack so I told her to leave me alone.

I ended up creeping her the fuck out and she asked me to leave her alone.

I sent her a survey that said 'Do you like people that meow in public' and she ignored it so then I told her I was vomiting ect ect and asked her if she liked astronomy.


Well lads, I think I learned this, don't see a girl once and blog about her for months until you actually get to talk to her and ask her out because it gives you fucking panic attacks so bad you shit diahreaa jesus christ.

Oh my god, I'm just so fucking mad she was my type I thought she was really cute and she was studying engineering like omg a girl that's smarter than me?? !! And she was into sci fi movies and reading and wow I just lost my shit because she was my ideal partner.


Fuck me


Fuck


Fuck


I'm going to wait a month, hit the gym hard and try to slide back into her dms....


Edit: Anxiety so bad I lost 4 kilos
Edit 2: it was bad at first but I'm closer to being SWOLE so I can slide back into her dms so it's a good thing now


I've thought about making a fake copy of her profile and having fake conversations with it so I can spurr on my fit of anxiety and lack of hunger until I get a sweet bod but I'm too scared to tell my IRL friends that idea.

This shit is faker than wrestling.

Skrevet av Witch-Doctor, 20.10.2017 at 09:52

This shit is faker than wrestling.

That was funny, good joke

Skrevet av 4Chan, 20.10.2017 at 08:59

So last update I invited her to play ping pong and she was interested but I had a panic attack so I told her to leave me alone.

I ended up creeping her the fuck out and she asked me to leave her alone.

I sent her a survey that said 'Do you like people that meow in public' and she ignored it so then I told her I was vomiting ect ect and asked her if she liked astronomy.


Well lads, I think I learned this, don't see a girl once and blog about her for months until you actually get to talk to her and ask her out because it gives you fucking panic attacks so bad you shit diahreaa jesus christ.

Oh my god, I'm just so fucking mad she was my type I thought she was really cute and she was studying engineering like omg a girl that's smarter than me?? !! And she was into sci fi movies and reading and wow I just lost my shit because she was my ideal partner.


Fuck me


Fuck


Fuck


I'm going to wait a month, hit the gym hard and try to slide back into her dms....


Edit: Anxiety so bad I lost 4 kilos
Edit 2: it was bad at first but I'm closer to being SWOLE so I can slide back into her dms so it's a good thing now


I've thought about making a fake copy of her profile and having fake conversations with it so I can spurr on my fit of anxiety and lack of hunger until I get a sweet bod but I'm too scared to tell my IRL friends that idea.

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