Admit your deepest/darkest secrets Afterwind

By that, I mean any sort of opinion or deep-down feeling I have for everything I can think of. Originally this thread was only meant for Afterwind, but I guess any sort of secrets do fine (*ahem* LILD). I told myself I wouldn't make this thread, but I got bored, so here we are. Anyways, let's start:

Lucky Bastard is my favorite strategy,

Cow is my hero,

I act like I hate Byzantia, but in reality I admire worship them,

Zizou is a false prophet,

I think Yoba is the tits,

HeyI was my favorite mod (now favorite skype buddy),

My new favorite mod is Acqu,

I always imagined Barrymore would be a british nigra,

Fruit is Manly>Dalmati pups,

The Entente was like a second family too me,

Fruit is a cool guy giv him rep plz kthxbai,

I hate playing on Europe,

I love playing in Oceania,

I don't favor the KongPlayers,

My favorite forum is Strategies,

I think Amok was the doer,

I think Ivan was the thinker,

My favorite clan was Zanarkand Abes,

I think TopHats is a trap,

I think Pinheiro is the coolest Brazilian I know,

I think Guest14502 should be like Harvey Birdman (Attorney at law),

I think Rep shows how much of a whore you are (Don't worry guys, 164 so far!),

My "Mentor" was Sificvoid,

I care for Zeroaintdead and Aksarben like I knew them forever,

Houdini is a winner,

Gigglin was always right,

Jericho is Serious Business,

I personally dislike Afterwind tourneys after the fact in the first one I was paired with the best player on the game at that time,

Vaglneer is best Niglett,

I'm currently flunking Algebra,

I hate School entirely,

My favorite animes are Bleach, Boku no Pico (HAHAHA), and Whatever shit is on Adult swim,

Did I mention Fruit is cool guy? Rep him plz,

Halo is b3st ga3m 3var <3,

I can't live without my computer,

I believe war is the physical action of Greed,

More to come.

I can't think of any more right now, post some of your own

My favorite clan is Fruit is manly

6th favorite color is pink

My mortal enemy is RedArmyRanger (Hated him since was rank 4 but don't have to worry anymore cuz he scured of me.)

I hate glocks

Sometimes I chase rabbits

I'm an Afterwind-a-holic

I love buffets

Almost shot self with 50 Cal. Rifle

Watch "COPS" and go ether "you dumbass" or "Bwahahahahahahaha!" or even "maybe I should do that."

Can't climb most things climb-able

On intent can make mind go blank

Habit of planking

Habit of shooting people I don't like

Habit of being too lazy

Habit of trolling trolls

Habit of getting pissed @AW system cuz makes all games unfair for me. (I know turn order.)

Sometimes stupid rap for the hell of it


This is all

In fact, i'm Hugo and added the sch for no reason

I think that this post sucks, although i'm responding on it

I think that most post sucks, thats why i don't respond on it

I always have a gun near my computer while playing Afterwind

I never eat chips when playing Afterwind

I'm sometimes drunk when i'm logged on

Philipho was the player i admired the most

Fruit was the player i hated the most

Majorkill is the player i respect the most

T.Atheist has got the nickname i want

My ultimate wet dream would be to latejoin zizou in week 51

My favorite coalition is Philosophorum Silvis

My former coalition was Dutch Pride

Most of my online time is spend on chatting

Nobody asked me if i wanted to be mod

The player that invited me to this game played a total of 2games

[gl] ~Hugosch: global is for gameadvertisement only <- is called sarcasm

I still saved a screenshot beating VAGlNEER in 1v1

I just said that to provoke VAGlNEER

But i really have the screenshot in case needed

I'm playing my guitar while chatting on Afterwind

I never play piano when playing Afterwind

I don't want people to read this

.... I lied

Here we go, I'll give 15 because I'm feeling generous.

- My favorite forum is off topic because it allows for pointless and nonsensical things like this

- Tophats is scary but I still like ?him/her?

- While Byzantia may be infamous for getting into trouble, I think the clan has some of the best individuals on Afterwind (and some of the best ideas)

- Naval Commander is the best

- I miss Sificvoid ; (

- Sometimes I think I am too lenient as a mod

- Global is not just for game advertisements. It's for comfortably facilitating at least slightly relevant information to the online Afterwind community in a short period of time

- Hugo and Arbitrator have my favorite signatures on Afterwind

- I find it hard to believe that people are truly malicious, and often think that they are misguided or else ignorant

- I really hate getting sick

- I fancy myself as a free thinker but I'm probably more influenced by my environment than I'd like to admit

- I believe that the internet is one of mankind's greatest inventions

- I'm very interesting, but I'll never let you know everything about me

- I'm an idealist, but perhaps I should be more pragmatic... I think

- I love Afterwind but I hate guns and war

- Afterwind is my first ever mod position

- India should be split for consistency

- I want Mahdi to come back and raise the altars of Odin

- I can't count...

Edit w/ more:

- I hardly remember my first game with you Fruit, even if I did I bear no grudge towards you anymore

- I also had no idea what Silverlight was until Afterwind

- Stomach Ulcer's picture with the pig painting with blood has always creeped me out

- I always thought Fruit's gamer picture was pretty cool

- I don't live in Australia, I just like the country

- Sometimes I miss not being a mod

- When I first joined Afterwind I got in trouble for abusing the "bring a friend, earn sp" option. I referred my own account

- "everyday I miss the old AW more and more" - I can relate to this

Despite saying I let the past go to Acquiesce I am still mad about our first game together(not rly that mad though)

when I first joined I thought gardevoir was a mod

I regret not changing my name around while I was relatively unknown, now I can't do it since someone would take my name

I still think my greatest victory was winning against Ironail twice in a row with a UK IF rush against France

I lost to pera once

I love turning allies against each other in world games

I stole the greece 5k first turn Istanbul and Ankara from Ska-boo

I thought Stomach Ulcers was a spy when I first met him

Houdini doesn't remember our games together and we had a good amount of them, it makes me feel bad : (

I thought Empire SRB would lose vs BiteMe! before both of our CWs

xn0ize doesn't actually smell

Desu might be a better player than me

Aristosseur should pay his denbs

I would visit greece but I am scared of the riots

when I am playing AW, sometimes I forget to turn my antivirus on game mode and it makes me go unresponsive when it scans. I still won't remove it because I like it too much

I secretly think vaglneer is reliable sometimes

I sometimes see pinheiro 1d ago and think "maybe this time"

my computer is really bad so I can't play music while playing Afterwind, so I sometimes listen to the in-game music

I was afraid Kasap was better than me a long time ago, but I take comfort in knowing he quit so even if he came back now him being inactive for so long means he is worse than me no matter what.

my oldest afterwind enemy is specter

the only reason I ignore people is because it's funny having them ask vaglneer or someone to ask me to unignore them

my first game vs Aristosseur went terrible, 3v1 and we still lost

when I was a noob I said rank doesn't matter, now that I am a high rank I think it matters a lot

I miss laki zajeban

everyday I miss the old AW more and more

I legitimately think I am the best world game player (sry for being cocky)

I sometimes wonder if I didn't join kanker elysium if I would have been made a moderator

I think Amok is the better of the two admins

I think even though everyone says zizou sucks, he will never be taken out from #1 unless someone cheats

I wish I joined a week earlier so I got that beta premium

I was invited to this game by a neo-nazi on a forum for a game I play, I was actually reluctant to click on a link from him but I am glad I did

I had never heard of silverlight before afterwind

I miss zog even though I made him quit

I trolled specter and got him swearing at me, I didn't know what ~ meant at the time and I threatened to report him..he laughed at me and I didn't know why ;_;

Ok, I'll bite:

I think 1v1's are for autistic retards who like to say they're better than you

I'm really glad sonyhaxor doesn't come online anymore

I have 80+ players on my enemy list

I have only around 20 on my friends list

Nateballer is not on my enemy list

Around half of my enemy list are random noobs who say "ALL ALLY AGAINST HOUDINI" (enjoy being latejoined later on, assholes.)

El_Kolonel is my oldest afterwind enemy (3v1'd me when I was rank 5, I won)

I declare holy war on LilD for acting like he knows how to play SM Ukraine
anything well

I am the best SM Ukraine player ever

I haven't played Blitz or MoS seriously since rank 7 or lower

I used to love backstabbing people to get them mad when I was a low rank

I changed my name to Houdini at rank 7 to rid myself of all the people who hated me/constantly latejoined me because of the previous secret.

When I originally joined SRB @rank7 I thought they would kick me out for not knowing how to play well enough

I refuse to play most scenarios

I secretly wish zizou didn't hate me

I miss ZOG

I was high for pretty much every single game I played rank 0-9

StomachUlcers got me into /int/ by telling me the answers to the questionnaire

I screenshot global spamming, among other things, when mods aren't online and report later on. Partly to be a good AW citizen, partly to be an asshole.

I miss rigging games with bananas_12346, le9o9n and StomachUlcers when I was rank 0-5 and didn't actually know how to play.

When I was a noob I thought Martinus was pro as hell, then I learned how to play.

I am update jesus, pray to me for updates and you shall receive

I thought Empire SRB would lose vs BiteMe! because I was weak link on the team

I have played Rumble Fighter since 2007

I can kick your ass in chess

Also I, like Hugosch, enjoy playing afterwind while drunk. brofist

I get disgusted whenever Gardevoirr's post count increases, because i know a new fountain of shit has sprouted.

ok i'm done.

Figured nobody would notice if I added more to the main post (*cough*cough* ATTENTION WHORE *cough*cough* ;P) so anyways, I thought of a few more:


Classical and Orchestrated music is my favorite kind,

Aristosseur originally showed me these kinds of music,

I like being dramatic (You don't say?),

I don't like joining clans unless I have great influence or power in them,

I like writing and telling stories,

The only units I really every use are Militia and Tanks,

I like giving afterwind-related things a history (clans, matches etc),

I have made 8 clans, and 7 of them are gone because of me,

I value my friends opinion more than my own, yet I still act selfish,

I beat Fruit once, and I think it might have been the first time Turn-blocking was ever used (Not sure, memory is foggy), although i'm sure he let me win,

The week I spent in Solunae Penticus was one of my favorites,

Sificvoid and Pinheiro taught me basically how to play,

I miss Mahdi :'(,

I was the first to make a thread attacking the mods (Take that, Vasilisk),

I value my friends on Awind more than the ones in my real life (Probably because my real friends are douchebags),

I've had several Afterwind-related dreams,

I try to be authentic and serious with everything I make on AW, but I usually feel stupid for doing it,

I don't truly hate anyone but myself when I make mistakes,

I joined Afterwind around the same time Gigglin did, a little before him,

Samnang is indeed awesome,

I have 2 people on my enemies list, and I don't even know who they are or why they're there,

I have 50+ friends on my friends list,

If quitting games counted as a loss, my W/L would be something like 370/200

Even though i'm one of the few players who still play from pre-2011, I'm still not too good at the game and don't have very much SP,

I think the best player is Fruit,

If I could have ZA back, I'd stick with it forever,

I'm afraid to Clan war,

I look up to Vaglneer,

I think Squirrels! should expand their empire,

I complain too much,



All I can think of.

Skrevet av nonames, 10.04.2012 at 21:21

I get disgusted whenever Gardevoirr's post count increases, because i know a new fountain of shit has sprouted.

ok i'm done.

That was a nice comment.

I don't really have much to say but...

I find it funny that my account is a few days older than TopHats'

I was introduce to afterwind by doberman211

I was in both Warborn Legion and BiteMe! during relatively inactive periods and I wish I could have actually had a CW with either of them

I have never ignored anyone

I have no enemies

I feel like I have low sp for the age of my account

I'm really insecure in both real life and online; I feel like everyone hates me

I really wonder who's friend lists I'm on

I have almost no temper. Getting angry is only proof to a lost argument

I don't think it is possible to name anyone best player on afterwind. No one is a fully well rounded player

I remember thinking Gardevoir was really annoying when I first joined

This is the only forum I have ever posted on

I came up with the name for Fred

I really enjoy the afterwind community

I don't actually hate SRB. The seemingly mutual disdain was, in fact, a carefully constructed ruse perpetuated by Fruit and myself in attempt to bring a sense of competition and rivalry into a community lacking any form of competitive play. Fruit and I have actually been good friends throughout the time I have known him here on Aftwerwind (Although there were some times when the line between acting and real feeling was blurred <3). Yes we kept up the charade this whole time, and yes it was quite funny at times. In the end it is tough to say if our actions were beneficial or detrimental to the community, but I like to think we added a little bit of fun at mundane times.

I think this thread represents a chance for healing in the community.

I have always believed that Byzantia's quote wall is the sole reason people hold such negative feelings towards them. If they really want to bring the community closer together and improve it, while being accepted themselves, they should remove it.

I have laughed at many quotes from SRB's wall.

Byzantia's complaints of mod bias are highly annoying, especially when players bait mods into punishing them, only to call them biased.

Perfect objectivity is unobtainable; mod bias is apparent.

Houdini and Aristo have both always seemed like really stand up guys to me.

I have a really strong feeling that Vag embellishes about accomplishments in his personal life - especially ones related to education.

Boys Noize is a serious natebro.

Gard's forum posts rarely have meaning to me, and I usually skip over them. Sorry bro...

There is a large language barrier between myself and many of the players in WBL. I am sorry guys, I don't speak Serbian...

At the same time I was playing the part of SRB's #1 guy to hate, I also had many concealed friendships within the coalition.

ThomasMer is a natebro.

I still feel bad about insulting iDake's English one time awhile back. That really isn't like me at all.

There is really only one AW member who I didn't like on a personal level. I feel no sadness in the fact that Zog no longer plays AW.

My passion and tactics for GW can all be traced back to watching Pinheiro kick some serious ass when I was a new player.

The highlight of my AW experience was being recruited by Pin to join WBL.

Pin is a natebro.

I think Lild may be a little slow... <3 ya bro, but text rap battles? Seriously...

Will stomach ulcers please change that bloody picture?

Guest14502 doesn't play afterwind... ... but is still a badass and a natebro.

I honestly don't think there is a single female that plays AW, but if you want to say you are then who am I to judge.

I really don't have a clue where I stand skill-wise in relation to other players. I know I have talked a little smack, but it is mostly for show. I do not believe I am one of the best players.

My real motivation for playing afterwind is meeting and talking to people from all over the world. No where else can you get an experience like that, it is really unbelievable.

My main wish is to see the community come together. It disturbs me that we are so overtly divided. I know that if we stand together we can push AW to grow and become an even better game.

You are all natebros.

Skrevet av NateBaller, 10.04.2012 at 22:24

words

As you said; healing and coming together would be nice. I've made my share of mistakes, and unfortunately the image of me is of the old me burned into everyone's minds, but it's my fault and I cannot change that, moving on is what a strive for. I do take a little offense to what you said about my post, but that is nothing for here or there; consider it non-existent. I think that since Afterwind is sort of at a crossroads at the moment (End of Kong stream, beginning of new major faces in the community that will replace us etc), we should all come together. This sounds like a load of shit coming from me, the apparent Hitler of Afterwind, but I think if just for one day we all could get to know each other and play, we could keep it that way, and we could be a tightly knit community. Sure, trolling, causing drama and rebelling is fun, but we must have our limits at least, as sometimes we all get out of control over nothing, and expect everything.

Byzantia, I will always know you as Solunae Penticus, because that was the time I had fun with you guys. Even though you tricked me the entire time, I still cherish those days where I finally felt included somewhere. I think it's time we all start cherishing our days here on Afterwind, it's hard to with the current way things are, but I hope we can all come to an understanding. I can understand if what I say is bullshit to most of you, since I hurt this site so much. I apologize for my rudeness and behavior that has damaged this site through my entire career on it. Maybe if we all just get along and help one another, we won't need mods anymore, and then we wouldn't need rebels anymore, and then we wouldn't need trolling anymore. Sure, this is something an old friend of mine would have called crazy, but another old friend told me something that I find that most important bit of English I have ever heard: "A thought can do many things. If you think about it enough, it becomes and idea, then philosophy, the reality", or something like that. Even though the past year of Afterwind has been filled with trolling, discrimination, wars, and everything else, I hope this next year is one of Peace & Love. Thank you all for reading, and even if I don't seem it, I love each and every one of you. Let's play a Europe match Browinds <3

Gardy has so much to talk about........

Stay on track with the secrets its a good read, enough with anything else!keep em coming=)

Wow, that got really corny really fast. But yea, peace and love, or smthn.

I scripted my computer so all I need to type in is "Ahma" and the rest goes for me. I don't remember how to spell my username.

Fruit isn actually a frut

My entire enemy list is made up of people below rank 6 who rushed me or an unfairly

I always wanted to leave The Entente for SRB

I was jealous of Natteh when he got invited to SRB

TDFall is better than me

TDFall isn't actually Satan

I'm a false prophet

Aout 10 people from my school play AW, and I outrank all of them

I lost to Shade of Rommel when I was IF Germany and he was TG Greece

The only reason Vindictive has more SP than me is because I took a two week vacation from AW during Winter Break

DESUDESUDESUDESU

I used to think Houdini was king of Afterwind

I beat Gardevoir in a 1v1 once and took pride in it

The person who got me to join AW is LibyaItalia

I latejoined Zizou once and failed

Fruit once latejoined me and didn't attack me until 10 weeks after. I still lost

I don't like latejoining

VAGINEER gave me 0/5 once

I still allyfag sometimes

Only when I'm Switzerland.

Switzerland is neutral so I don't attack anything when I pick it

I have failed 3 times to troll El_Kolonel due to being kicked

I'm not actually from Iran

I'm not actually Muslim

I'm not actually jewish

I yelled "ALLAHU AKBAR" on a train once

I purposefully oppose ally endings so I can betray somebody weaker than me who supports it

I have no good place for 1v1

Pakistan is strong against Iran

Saudi Arabia is the worst country to use in the Middle East against Iran. It always loses

I have the feeling i shouldn't respond on this topic anymore

I always like to read Nateballers post, because he is saying what i think

I'm slow of trust

My enemylist shows only people that have been seen 100d ago

I also miss sificvoid

Sificvoid and Pinheiro are underrated

Most of the Byzantia players are overrated

XEvah, Miljer and Saj where my first Afterwind Friends

I regret kicking Pera out of BiteMe

When i joined Dutch Pride, i had no idea what a coalition was

I add enemies to my friendslist, because its easyer to spot them online

MrMan has the gamestyle i always wanted

I dislike the French for no good reason

I rarely play public games

Most of the Byzantia players use the successes from their coalitionmates to tell others how good they are, even when never played a CW

I like loyalty

95% of AW-community doesn't know anything about loyalty

zizou will always be king of Afterwind

I start chatting with 5people, just when comming online

I sometimes watch the AW-forum with my mobile

I lied about the gun at my computer

None of my RL friends likes Afterwind

I talked 2months in English with XEvah, before we noticed we where both Dutch

I got invited to this game by a friend who stopped playing after 2 games

I didn't want to start playing, but that friend was really stubborn in convincing me to start

I somehow entered the game by EAGLE EMPEROR's invitation link

I have only few people on friends list

I enjoy chatting in mod channel

I most commonly chat with Hugosch

I have few afterwind players on my facebook account

I don't believe Hugo actually has a gun near his computer

I hate playing historical scenarios

I often laugh at byzantia's quote wall

I look byzantia's quote wall often to see are there any new quotes

I actually have funny english accent in real life, sounds more like russian than english

I love to provoke other people (doesnt matther what religion,skin colour etc.)

I joined PC moms coz Zog was there (He was my only bro at that time)

I have every mod in frend list

I miss playing with Kosovo

Aristosseur and Fruit were my heroes when I started (still are)

I think Guest 14502 is a cop in RL

I played afterwind once high and it wasent so good

I am the only 1 playing video games of all my frends

Ususaly dont even sleep if I have work in early morning

I dont rape goats and sheeps

And I beulive Solunae/Empire SRB will always be the best

I feel uncomfortable posting in this thread

I voted Fruit for scariest player

With Caulerpa and Pera in a team I believe we can beat anyone

I dont like to play with Germany

I run porn and a russian deep music stream simulaneuosly while playing

Rank 8 logo looks best and I want it back

I betray random people for more SP

I never played Blitzkrieg but I claim it sucks

I learned IF from Rushkaball

I am a bit mad that xnoize got sixstars account and now it says I lost a duel to him when I lost to sixstars actually

I check if Kaptain_Kraut has returned from time to time

I dont care about avatar, signature and rep

I like to play 1on1s but I decline duels even when Im winning

I look down on people who keep whining or openly show disrespectful behaviour

I wonder how many will quit AW when Diablo 3 is released

Nice thread.
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I miss Sifcvoid and our conversations

In my first AW game I picked Laos and got stuck the whole game with it until I finally lost

I like when players ally-fag against me, because I usually end up winning by SP

I didn't like Guest14502 in the beggining

I think Guest14502 is awesome now

I have a secondary account of a reasonable rank that I use to play anonymous sometimes

My main objective before retiring from AW was to get top-SP rank, but I gave up when I noticed how faster Tophats was

My idea was to make a lot of alternative scenarios like Europe++, but I got lazy

I tried to help Vafika and a few other Byzantia players when I was a new mod

I had a long and aggressive discussion with Vafika about Brazil vs Portugal when I wasn't a mod yet

I've changed my opinion about Tophats gender a few times

I'm still not sure if LilDGoinIn is really that way or a very good troll

I think that I was the "best" AW player for a short period of time

Nowadays I don't think I can fit even in the top10

The days I had most fun on AW was in the beggining, when I used to play with my real friends while talking on skype

I made a bad comment in a serious discussion with Fruit, Vag and others, that I regreted just after a few minutes

I avoid most 1v1 invites, because I really don't like them and prefer to do the team player style

I wish my Europe++ scenario was the most played one

I got angry at Gardevoir a few times, but I don't hate him

Skrevet av VRIL, 11.04.2012 at 08:56

I check if Kaptain_Kraut has returned from time to time

Same.

I didn't see Hugo admitted he doesn't have a gun near his computer.

I check AW forum 20 times a day.

I still miss the old /int/ when 20 of us would be logged in at the same time, generally sucking at the game and sharing feels.

I look down on Fruit and KEINBERNDS who joined /int/ through illegitimate means. It's like I have to hold that against them and I can't help it, though I wish I didn't.

My most memorable game was a casual Africa game with /int/ members which I had when casuals first came out. I actually haven't played an Africa game in months.

I never liked MultiKultiStrong. Also, he sucks at Victoria II.

I invited Aristosseur to Afterwind, which he would probably never have discovered without me.

Aristosseur is my brother.

I've never won an 1v1, but then again I've only played a handful.

I think LilD generally lies about being black and rapping and super gangsta and all that. I reckon "his" picture is actually that of someone else.

I think Samnang should be let into Byzantia, because he is a boss and a former /int/ member like most of Byzantia's oldfags.

The only person that ever did a training session with me was actually Vafika. Last time I spoke to him was just before Christmas on Skype. What a dude.

I wish I didn't write the way I do with Dickensian sentences and the like.

I sometimes use big words or write in ways specifically intended to confuse people, which they often successfully do (see: LilD).

I have about 6 people on my friends list, because most of them are under the "coalition" tab anyway.

I think MichaelClaus is actually the nicest guy in AW and a very good player. The massive sacrifices of SP he's willing to make by making world peace when asked for it are amazing. Not sure if he is still around.

Until I read this post, I really hated NateBaller but never confronted him about it. It seemed like he had to be a pessimistic asshole about everything wherever he posted or whomever he spoke to. Now he seems like an okay guy if he keeps it up.

I think King Cow was the best mod ever.

I think that 13-year olds (except Ahmadinejad) should be banished from this game.

I'm actually okay with mods and I think it's always best if there is at least one online. They do go a bit far sometimes and show bias, but I generally they do a good job and are definitely needed. I reckon we need more actually because oftentimes there isn't one online and hdrakon1 and [gl] go off the hook.

I know what several Afterwind players look like IRL.

I wish I wasn't so keen on duelling.

A lot of the duels I lost were because their dickhead RL friends backstabbed me and ended their alliances with me even though it was obvious I was going to win.

I've never beaten an SRB or Byzantia member, though I have beaten their /int/ incarnations. Then again, we don't fight too often.

It pisses me off when I come across a really good quote and the coalition leaders are too lazy to add it to the quote wall.

Before Sixstars came across the forums and started hating me, we actually played together quite a bit and were friends.

I though Andartes was Greek and spoke to him exclusively in Greek for a period of perhaps months, to which he didn't reply. Dumbfounded, I switched to English. I only found out last night through a weird coincidence that he was actually Russian.

I mostly play world games nowadays. I don't feel confident in Europe simply because I haven't played a Europe game in so long.

Me and NCM were in correspondence for a very long time from before we joined TE and wanted to set up our own coalition. Funnily enough, I had barely spoken to him at all before that point.

The only time I genuinely get butthurt in this game is when I'm backstabbed or latejoined. Otherwise I don't really care TBH.

That feel when no gf because you're too lazy to get one, even though you totally could. This is one of the things that aggravates me most about myself.

I'm not very fashionable at all, though I wish I was. I secretly envy hipsters due to this reason.

I've always though Barrymore is gay.

I don't see a point in the rule that forbids people from speaking English in Afterwind, especially when you consider that it has some of the finest multi-language support of a game on the internet (it accepts all sorts of characters).

I'm not actually a programmer, though I have studied its principles and made a some abortive attempts to learn various languages such as JavaScript, Python and assembly (for reals).

I've always wanted to play the piano, but my fingers are too fat and clumsy to play a piano properly.

Skrevet av YOBA, 11.04.2012 at 09:07

I think that 13-year olds (except Ahmadinejad) should be banished from this game.

I'm almost 14 I'm 13 for the rest of eternity.

-There is 0 player on my enemy list
-I never played Master of stealth, Lucky Bastard, Blitzkrieg and Tank General of my life
-I never build a stealth......
-I don't have the Blitzkrieg upgrade
-I often play IronFist in world game
-I have no idea why i started playing this game and where I found this game......
-I wish so much that afterwind start to be a multilingual game with English,French,German and Spanish as official language.
-I fully support everything that the F.L.Q made.
-I try to keep good relations with everyone in game(Yes the british and american too)
-I lied once to an admin.....
-After all this time in afterwind there is only one community of players that I can't support, the turks. Not all of them but well I can't support most of them when playing a game and they speak in there language that no one learn and no one except the turks speak it. Playing a game and suddenly understand that you arwe stuck with 8 turkish players against you kinda suck.... Also I can't support the fact that they don't recognize a genocide......
-I always wanted to fix the current problems between Byzantia players and the mods
-I tried to be a mod and was refused=(
-I think that currently Fruit and Nateballer are the 2 best 1VS1 players
-If you speak french or try to speak french you will be on my friend list no matter what else. Yes I have el-kolonel on my friend list
-I'm really dissapointed to see that Hugosch hate the frenchs, I hope that the québécois are not included=)
-Like Nateballer said I'm a bro with him
-I'm really but really nationalist. By exemple in a world game i almost always pick France. And my 3 most played countries would probably be France, Québec and Côte-D'Ivoire.
-The country that I hate the most to play is UK
-I think that this game should be more realistic and that the income and manpower of each country should totally fit the reality. To balance everything we should just split overpowered countries.
-I don't like music. anything of music, for me it's just word and sound....
-I hate how the afterwind forum are regulated so I can't fully talk of politics...... Honestly there is so much bad topics in this off-topic section that talk of whatever..... A politics section would be so much better.
-I never went on 4 chan and had no idea what it was before to join the Revolutionaries
-I would like to see some true rivality between the big coalitions and that this mods against Byzantia mentality.
-The CW system must be totally reformed in something huge that will be the center of this game. After all CW and team games are probably the best things to exist in this game. I would like to see every coalitions fightings on a world map. By exemple every coalitions that want to play place all of there actives players on each countries of the map. And each players move one country by one country like in Risk. And when 2 players meet each other on exemple Germany they will fight in a 1VS1 on a huge map of Germany. If there is 2 players that meet 3 players in germany it will be a 2 vs 3 etcetera.... Probably not perfect but I woudl really like to see a true CW system that will always be played and will force coalition to use the most of players possible. After all Fruit can probably be stopped by 10 ULAP players=)

- The best decision I made as a leader was promoting Nate to Officer in WBL

- I often play AW high or drunk and, sometimes, both

- I almost left AW twice, but was convinced to stay after some conversations

- I've already warned myself a few times

- I had to ask Tik Tok to stop some discussions despite I agreed with him

- I know a few players profile on FB and some know mine too

- I've defeated Ivan in a casual game

- My first loss in a tournament was playing Belarus and getting rushed in the first turn by a blitz Ukraine

- I like to late join and troll other players, but I rarely did it after I became a mod

- I often listen to Reggae and Ska while playing

Skrevet av YOBA, 11.04.2012 at 09:07

I think MichaelClaus is actually the nicest guy in AW and a very good player. The massive sacrifices of SP he's willing to make by making world peace when asked for it are amazing. Not sure if he is still around.

xD He is " MC_Phillipe " a officer in our clan.
"Michael Claus_Phillipe" .
But his username is MC_Phillipe
He and yeah he is a good chap.

K i start now.

I hit my head on the pc screen every time i get late joined or get capped.
I hate it when someone sneaks marines into my cap.
Hate it when i get teamed
I hate it when my coalition gets f'd over in a cw.
I love bantering with houdini in private chat.

After arguing with Acquiesce , I actually realize after time he is a decent mod, and very funny to talk to

Hate it when Caulerpa mute me and then says he doesnt mean to mute me, just wants me to be polite.

Hate it when IfinlandI talks random sh*t. I feel like beating him to pulp sometimes.

I hate british people (like me). We don't know any language apart from english and possible welsh.

I want to screw Fruit's IF one day.

I want to get to rank 9 before Pentanionbefore he gets to rank 7.

I want to scissors and cut the people's dicks off (who believe in the end of the world 2012).

In some parts in me i regret leaving BM2, and honestly feels Hugosch is disappointed in me, although he doesn't show it.

I honestly do not know why Houdini calls me "Vishu", and why I call him "Siva".

- marines are the BEST UNIT EVER (but you already know that).

- My original name was from the trailer park boys

- got some people here on my facebook

- I think stomach ulcers is a flannel wearing, beer swigging, tree chopping awesome Canadian

-LilD's online persona is amazing sometimes I cant tell if he is for real or not. I refuse to believe someone is like that IRL

-I always eat a full meal while playing AW

-Im in class most of the time Im online

-Im studying most of the time I play

-I suck at this game (lets pretend you don't know it yet)

-Lost my first duel to a girl

-I remember trolling and allyfagging tiktok so hard as a noob (3v1s in Europe)

-It must be hard being SRB

-Zizou is on top of my enemy list.

-I dont really have a go to strategy/country

-I won a CW using NC Finland

Sitat:

I want to get to rank 9 before Pentanionbefore he gets to rank 7.

too late

- I often felt out of place in Dalmati Pups, they were all too young

- Before I was invited to Revs, I thought I would move on to Dalmati and promised never to join SRB. Turns out Byz's players are the nicest bunch of people I ever met in an online game

- Despite all the backstabbing, I'm actually a nice guy who regrets such backstabbings for the rest of the day.

- I was really mad at Nate when he hated me just because I'm Byzantia

- I once lost to Desu and xn0ize and hated SRB because of xn0ize's badmanners. Desu informally invited me to Revs then, which I only joined weeks later when Vag invited me

- I'm really looking forward to Guild Wars 2 being released

- Not hyped at all for Diablo 3 - played the beta and thought it sucked big balls of fire

- I was kinda sad when Caulerpa deleted my farewell topic on Dalmati Pups. And when I discovered Sixstars talked shit about me because I was joining Revs

- LDK actually thought he could dissuade me from joining Revs by showing a screenshot of a chat between him and iDake

- When Gardevoir came back I actually read one or two posts he mad. Now I just skip them