The "Afterwind News" Channel

Skrevet av notserral, 29.05.2012 at 13:17

Hahahaha, I have my sources, bro. You'd be surprised how many leaks there are in Afterwind.

Ok I make new site with secret website with a password so you can't enter AoW secrets.

Skrevet av Deray YG, 29.05.2012 at 13:50

Skrevet av notserral, 29.05.2012 at 13:17

Hahahaha, I have my sources, bro. You'd be surprised how many leaks there are in Afterwind.

Ok I make new site with secret website with a password so you can't enter AoW secrets.

Is the password "Jamaica"?

Skrevet av Counterpart, 29.05.2012 at 16:20

Skrevet av Deray YG, 29.05.2012 at 13:50

Skrevet av notserral, 29.05.2012 at 13:17

Hahahaha, I have my sources, bro. You'd be surprised how many leaks there are in Afterwind.

Ok I make new site with secret website with a password so you can't enter AoW secrets.

Is the password "Jamaica"?

I bet $999999999 twofold that it is.

Skrevet av Counterpart, 29.05.2012 at 16:20

Skrevet av Deray YG, 29.05.2012 at 13:50

Skrevet av notserral, 29.05.2012 at 13:17

Hahahaha, I have my sources, bro. You'd be surprised how many leaks there are in Afterwind.

Ok I make new site with secret website with a password so you can't enter AoW secrets.

Is the password "Jamaica"?

No

Quote of the Day:

[pr] Kaliraa: I HATE MILK
[pr] Kaliraa: Milk comes out of cows
[pr] Kaliraa: It is just like water with rocks in it
[pr] Kaliraa: Except it comes out of things that are near cow's asses

Video of the Day:



Music Video of the Day: (Don't blame me blame youtubers for making this #1 and yeah its really gay I know)



Breaking News From Dallas Fort Worth

A new foot fetish pedophile is roaming the streets of Dallas taking pictures, smelling, and licking of juvenile female feet. You may ask how this translates to Afterwind so I will tell you. LilD was present during one of these while roaming the streets with friends. You might ask what he did after seeing this I will tell you. He was on the floor laughing his ass off at the retarded foot fetish pedophile. So thats all folks. Cheers and don't go to Dallas for a while if your a juvenile female. Yes even fight our most convincings adds.

Skrevet av Deray YG, 30.05.2012 at 00:57

Quote of the Day:

[pr] Kaliraa: I HATE MILK
[pr] Kaliraa: Milk comes out of cows
[pr] Kaliraa: It is just like water with rocks in it
[pr] Kaliraa: Except it comes out of things that are near cow's asses

Video of the Day:



Music Video of the Day: (Don't blame me blame youtubers for making this #1 and yeah its really gay I know)



Breaking News From Dallas Fort Worth

A new foot fetish pedophile is roaming the streets of Dallas taking pictures, smelling, and licking of juvenile female feet. You may ask how this translates to Afterwind so I will tell you. LilD was present during one of these while roaming the streets with friends. You might ask what he did after seeing this I will tell you. He was on the floor laughing his ass off at the retarded foot fetish pedophile. So thats all folks. Cheers and don't go to Dallas for a while if your a juvenile female. Yes even fight our most convincings adds.

Lol,I'm from Dallas....wait what!?:o

Skrevet av WinterAnomaly, 30.05.2012 at 20:03

Lol,I'm from Dallas....wait what!?:o

Yes, a foot fetish pedophile is roaming the streets. I know this cos I have seen and laughed at him.

ouuuuuu a persons from Dallas just like me. ^_^ Do you like Hip-Hop music or are you just not like my people?

I Have brought the news back! (Cos funded by rank 9 SP.) Situations are heating up in the Afterwind president elections. (Fruit ftw Nate be lost.) And now I will bring you an interview from a what should've been extinct being.

Skrevet av Mathdino, 15.08.2012 at 22:53

Hello, people of Afterwind, I'm Mathdino, the only journalist Calculusaurus! We aim to provide unbiased coverage of the ongoing Afterwind Presidential Election, along with other political goings on. I caught up with Mr. Nate, Mr. NateBaller's running mate, earlier today to interview him in front of an audience. The following is a transcript of this interview:

Sitat:

Mathdino: To start off, can you tell the public who you are and what your background is? We don't know much about you.

BallerNate: Surely as you know my name is BallerNate, and I come from a small town in Georgia. I came across Afterwind one day while browsing Youtube.

Artaxias I: Georgia the state or the country?

BallerNate: State of course.

Mathdino: Security! Get this audience member out of here.

BallerNate: I like hiking, reading, and being a good parent; I have 2 little girls

Mathdino: Interesting. How did you get into Afterwind politics?

BallerNate: Well at first I was just playing afterwind like any normal player. Then I met Nateballer. I knew he was a shining beacon for this community, and I saw that this community needed that beacon. Not bacon, beacon. So I decided to follow him and I changed my name from Redsquire to BallerNate.

Mathdino: What's your opinion of Mr. Baller as a person?

BallerNate: He is strong willed, brave, cunning, and most importantly a man of the people. That's why he can do so much for this community. He understands us folk.

Usernames: ....Can we get to the point, WE the people want to hear where he would be leading us.

Mathdino: Shut up audience member!

SalchichaGrande: Excuse Mr.Nate I have a question!

Mathdino: No! Shut up!

Mathdino: So what is your campaign in a nutshell?

BallerNate: Well Mr. Dino, our campaign encompasses a lot of things. First of all, we want to make sure that we represent the interests of the people. There is an elite here in this community that hordes the wealth- we want to allow the rest to the people to share in that wealth. Also, we want everyone to feel as if they are contributing; this is at the core of our campaign.

Mathdino: Who are these elites, Mr. Nate?

Spart: * Spart loads sniper rifle and aims at NateBaller's head. He removes a piece of cloth from his coat pocket and wipes the sweat from his brow before pulling the trigger and firing the bullet.

BallerNate: Well, they come from all around I tell ya. We got those admins, and those mods, and the top clans that keep the rest down. In my opinion, we need a sort of progressive tax system; one that will help the smaller and weaker clans.

Mathdino: You propose an SP tax?

BallerNate: This tax system is non specific; it could be on SP, CP, whatever the people clamor for. The point is, there needs to be some change.

Mathdino: What many of us would like to know, Mr. Nate, is how you plan to deal with the many trolls and spammers in the community, and your opinion of the moderators ability to deal with them.

BallerNate: Ahh, good question. First of all, we need stricter policies on dealing with these trolls and spammers. We need to spend more time, energy, and sp on protecting our interests- this means a lock down on people like hdrakon1. Now I feel that I have a special contribution in this area.

Mathdino: What will the people think of this? Many see him as a national hero.

BallerNate: Look here, the people know hdrakon is no hero. The true hero is NateBaller. And I would like to say something regarding the rival competitors, Fruit and hdrakon.

Mathdino: Just what I was about to ask.

BallerNate: We can't allow this scum to enter the office. Remember, these people have the codes to nukes; we can't trust em.

Mathdino: What do you think they would do with these nukes?

BallerNate: I dont know, but think about the kids ok? THE CHILDREN!

Mathdino: So Mr. Nate, what's your opinion on the admins of the community?

BallerNate: Interesting question. The admins have essentially usurped power from the people. I'm not saying they are all bad, or that they have bad intentions, but we need to concentrate our efforts into new policies and systems of governance. The old ways have so far been unsuccessful

Mathdino: Could you explain the old ways?

BallerNate: Well for example, if a man like me needs SP for an upgrade, the current policies leave me nowhere. But with a progressive tax system, the administration can grant me that SP.

Mathdino: I'm sure other lower class ranks would support you in this policy, Mr. Nate. A generous idea.

BallerNate: I'm sure they would; generosity is the cornerstone of a great community. Look at how generous Mr. Baller has been.

Mathdino: Very true. Any closing words before we allow the audience to ask questions?

BallerNate: Yes, I have one point to make. I believe the very fact that we are here, answering questions for the people, is a testament to our loyalty to the community. Where I ask are Fruit and hdrakon? One of them revels in Bosnian whore houses. The other is in siberia, banished. We are here.

Mathdino: Mr. BallerNate, everyone! Now we open questions to the audience.

SalchichaGrande: Excuse Mr.Nate I have a question!

Mathdino: Mr. Grande?

SalchichaGrande: Why do you propose giving out SP for low ranks? Wouldn't this increase taxes on high ranks and take their SP that they worked hard for? You know, like storing it in Swiss banks.

BallerNate: Good question, salchica. What you have to understand is that the SP they "worked hard for" often comes at the expense of the lower classes; thus, it is natural that this wealth be shared among the community.

Mathdino: An interesting standpoint. Any other questions?

Backlash12: why do you want to make changes and how will you do it?

BallerNate: We want them because they are good for the community. We will do them through our office.

Backlash12: you have an office?

0thudson95: id like the fighter to become a standard unit in this game lol

BallerNate: 0thudson, that is exactly the kind of thing we would support.

0thudson95: really?

BallerNate: Yes sir.

0thudson95: and how do you plan to support my idea?

BallerNate: We believe that the common player has just as good a say as the elites that hardly play the game.

Mathdino: If you could answer Mr. Lash12's question please.

BallerNate: Ahh, well not as of yet, but we will have an office if elected.

0thudson95: well baller you got my vote if your better than the rl president

BallerNate: Thank you good sir, please cast your vote in the off topic forum.

Mathdino: Unfortunately, that's all we have time for today. Thank you, Mr. Nate, for coming on to talk to the people of Afterwind. *shakes hand*

I already have a time set for Mr. Baller to come on air. Mr. Fruit, would you care to show the people you are willing to connect to them by allowing me to publicly interview you on your campaign?

Now for the Video of the Day:

Skrevet av Deray YG, 30.05.2012 at 21:06

Skrevet av WinterAnomaly, 30.05.2012 at 20:03

Lol,I'm from Dallas....wait what!?:o

Yes, a foot fetish pedophile is roaming the streets. I know this cos I have seen and laughed at him.

ouuuuuu a persons from Dallas just like me. ^_^ Do you like Hip-Hop music or are you just not like my people?

Hip-Hop and Rap is in-between for me.I like them if they can actually rap good and not use auto-tune ,but my favorite will always be Alternative Rock

p.s.BRING THIS THREAD BACK!

Skrevet av WinterAnomaly, 16.08.2012 at 12:33

p.s.BRING THIS THREAD BACK!

Isn't as easy as u think to bring a thread back. Even with rank 9 SP funds. But I will do my best to keep u informed as is my Job as the "Original" AW News host.


BREAKING NEWS: It has been predicted by wealthy persons that Jamaica will some time in the future rise as a superpower and gain massive land from jealous countries. (Like Mexico.) This future is also clearly stated that non-friendly countries opposing Jamaica will try start World War 3. And this near future scenario is clearly defined in my newest scenario "Battle Field: Jamaican Emp."

I like how ANC stills news from ANN. Why no ANBC?

Skrevet av PonyBatman, 16.08.2012 at 19:01

I like how ANC stills news from ANN. Why no ANBC?

ANN be stealin r jobs boy. I will mek better news den dem.

Skrevet av Deray YG, 16.08.2012 at 21:07

Skrevet av PonyBatman, 16.08.2012 at 19:01

I like how ANC stills news from ANN. Why no ANBC?

ANN be stealin r jobs boy. I will mek better news den dem.

Look, son, there's a difference between fairly reporting the news, and making up the news. Your job is to make up supposedly funny and unrealistic events going on outside of Afterwind, our jobs are to do unbiased coverage on Afterwind politics, tournaments, players, and other important goings on.

We're not stealing your jobs. You're just pretending to be a news network, while we ARE a news network. Son.

P.S. I laugh at the fact that Pulse is doing a better job at reporting news and gossip than you are. I should hire him...

Skrevet av Mathdino, 16.08.2012 at 21:23

Skrevet av Deray YG, 16.08.2012 at 21:07

Skrevet av PonyBatman, 16.08.2012 at 19:01

I like how ANC stills news from ANN. Why no ANBC?

ANN be stealin r jobs boy. I will mek better news den dem.

Look, son, there's a difference between fairly reporting the news, and making up the news. Your job is to make up supposedly funny and unrealistic events going on outside of Afterwind, our jobs are to do unbiased coverage on Afterwind politics, tournaments, players, and other important goings on.

We're not stealing your jobs. You're just pretending to be a news network, while we ARE a news network. Son.

P.S. I laugh at the fact that Pulse is doing a better job at reporting news and gossip than you are. I should hire him...

I beg to differ sir. My job isn't to "make up," things but to rather report funny REAL things. I even had a person who was supposed to cover the cln things for me. I also clearly find it funny that you dare say, "You're just pretending to be a news network." When the reality is your the one who's actually pretending. I have no problem with you doing interviews but once you decide to steal my job that's when I get ugly. Are jobs are to post about things not in Afterwind and things that are in Afterwind thus giving us a wider range of topics to choose from. Now if you don't mind I have a news station to run my good man.

P.s. Pulse just abused AW's many leaks to find that info and then used it against me.

I have some real news about real world now. So I'm a drop that on ya.

American Company "Apple" is in the process of making a 5th Dimension glove that enables to user to "feel" what he/she sees on their TV screen. I know the name "5D" and what I just described of it maybe a let down to some of you but hey. At least on the bright side I know a majority of people are gonna make a V-line for porn. (Like no one will see that coming.)

Local player is planning to go into the AW Politics under the Fruit Campaign. (No it is not me, I already represent Fruit.) The player's name is John F. Kennedy. I will bring you more information as soon as he replys.

And Facebook's stock has gone down? Not a very big surprise to me since the site might bring up old photos you forgot... Yes, take it from the critics.


Now for the Video of the Day:



Quote of the Day:

Fruit: LilD will be Minister of Internal Defense(leader of death squads)
LilDGoinIn: yay

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What the hell... just what the hell.

Gardevoir is doing a way better job at this than LilD. Looks like ANN should start stepping up our game... at least until LilD comes back.

Skrevet av Mathdino, 18.08.2012 at 19:09

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What the hell... just what the hell.

Gardevoir is doing a way better job at this than LilD. Looks like ANN should start stepping up our game... at least until LilD comes back.

Competition is fun, no?

I will bring current news already not taken. And yes, this is an alt strictly for reporting news. THIS JUST IN!!!!

LilD Bannings:
Fair or evils? You decide!

As I well think most high ranks know the player Victoria Ava better known as "LilD" has been banned for nearly a month. And as of know the ban is a "perma ban." This whole thing started due to a forum ban caused by LilD's post @Arbitrator in "Cln Info Page Tournament." For some of you who do not catch on quick in Arbitrator's post you will find flame bait. What? You don't see a flame bait? Clearly and promptly scan LilD's 1st post in that thread. More to the Rules part. Still not see the flame bait? Rules clearly state "You must be a judge to vote." There are also clearly no judges there. Thus Arbitrator's post does not say "I want to be judge." So his post clearly was taken as "Attempted Trolling" in the brain of LilD. So Pinheiro's action on LilD with a "3 Month Forum Ban" pissed off LilD into leavings. 2 Weeks later LilD came back still mad. And you know if a black man mad a black man gon do stuff. Its obvious LilD can't punch a man in the face through a computer screen so he went to the other thing he could do, Trolling. The trolling appears to be a success for reason A. Perma banned, IP Banned, and Multiple Account Ban. This incident mostly took place on the AW forum with topics like "Anti-Pin Thread" and "LilDGoinIn - Step Up (Pinheiro Diss)" that are now deleted. As time grew (1 month) a few other mods have gotten into the situation. Like ~Hugosch, ~Tzeentch, ~Guest*******, and ~VRIL. Two of which happened to get on LilD's "bad list" and that resulted in them being Trolled. As of now LilD has trolled Pinheiro, Guest*****, and ~VRIL. ~VRIL mod has been given LilD's sorry because of misunderstanding that led to him being trolled. And when LilD's rage cleared he PM'd ~Pinheiro a "Sorry" message. ~Pinheiro has not replied to that message as of now. Thus LilD no talks were made and LilD still perma banned. Shout outs to ~Hugosch and ~Tzeentch mods for calming LilD down and trying to make peace. Respect.

p.s. Tzeentch no longer mod. He quit. I guess pressure was too much.

Did you finally calm down?

If so, you can play again and I won't interfer, just like I didn't when you caused no trouble.

Now, if you want to keep on being such a "good troll", you obviously won't be treated as a newcomer.

Just in time: Your main account will stay perma banned, your earned that with much effort and persistence, even when multiple players (including me) warned you to calm down, congratulations.

Have a good day.

Skrevet av Pinheiro, 07.10.2012 at 10:20

Just in time: Your main account will stay perma banned, your earned that with much effort and persistence, even when multiple players (including me) warned you to calm down, congratulations.

Have a good day.

Yep, you still mad lmao. xD

Skrevet av Pinheiro, 07.10.2012 at 10:20

Just in time: Your main account will stay perma banned, your earned that with much effort and persistence, even when multiple players (including me) warned you to calm down, congratulations.

Skrevet av schwarz Kerl, 08.10.2012 at 07:55

Yep, you still mad lmao. xD

Pinheiro, I understand your view on this and don't get me wrong because I am supportive of your argument here about LilD. I think its high time that LilD should apologize to the majority of AW here and maybe should start thinking of what is right and wrong. He is my friend but I have to say, he needs to know when to stop
I advised him the other day to start being apologetic towards you and the rest if he wants to get his account back.

Pin I think you need to shake hands with LilD and move on and maybe give his account back. I know he was being an idiot and doing stupid stuff, but I think he's learnt his lesson because his trolling intensity level has decreased in the last few weeks. If you guys can come towards a agreement and shake hands, forgive and forget and hand over his acc back, I think it would be great. It's just a game guys and I understand that both of you are very mad at each other for small small things and its high time we all forget the last few months. If, Pin, you do decide to give him his acc back and he does start to return to the troll he was then I have no objections to whatever you do with him. I've done my best as a friend of LilD to calm him down and make him a good boy ( lol ), but its up to him what he does when he gets his acc back (if he does). Please give him his acc back. He is a good guy, but he just takes things a wee bit seriously and can be a bit immature at times. ( Reminds me of someone I know lol.)

Thanks

THIS JUST IN!

Wanna know how a 36 second beat video got over 70+ views? Heres how

This Weeks newest News!

Well this gay song came out today. #RealHipHop



Now a story about fucktarded cops from funniest Canadian I know



This Part In The Life Of LilDGoinIn

LilDGoinIn made new beats to his first Album "Purple Flamez" and dissed LDK while makin a screencast.

LilD's Beat



MOST RECENT RELEASED BEAT PREVIEW EXCLUSIVELY HERE!

LilD Dissing LDK

This started when well LDK attempted to troll LilD and said he could rap batter. In the first part when he finally agreed to battle he posted remixed poetry and not a rap. But it still got a response from LilD being. ↓

"Reporter: I believe u got it wrong, as u can see I'm just talkin, BilABong, I've beat u before, AW Stats I'm acordin
Reporter: Ok nough of dis wack shit, As of a year ago u have been a has been, U can't deny what even u know, the reason ur game only improves so slow, U used Alex's account to get videos then when someone asks
Reporter: "well I dunno"
Reporter: Just crawl in a hole an die, I'm forreal when I say ur a Low Dubbed Kind,
Reporter: gtfo with all dem gay poetry shit cus i'ma come out bussin caps like BITCH SUCK MY DICK, How degrading that a 21 year old man still throws a fit
Reporter: Only reason yo bitch is pregnant is cos well LilDGoinIn, I am best troll so dis half nigga tell u when, I will fuck ur ass so hard the devil will say "amen""

LilD Makes A Screencast

Yes cos important.

Mfw..

You do recognise its a rap battle when the other person is replying??

*Facepalm*

Skrevet av Guest, 03.11.2012 at 04:35

You do recognise its a rap battle when the other person is replying??

I'm a battle rapper... Its not a rap battle if the other person doesn't post A RAP. *facepalm*

This just in for a new section. You Dumbass... *facepalm* From chacha

A Maryland couple decided to experiment with power tools in the bedroom. They attached a dildo to an electric saber saw. I'm not sure what educated person would come to the conclusion that this was a good idea. The saw cut through the dildo and, well, you can imagine the rest.


Youtube Vid of The Week

Skrevet av Reporter, 16.11.2012 at 14:51

Hated Video of The Week

THIS JUST IN! NEW REBECCA BLACK!

lol'd at this video ^^

nice one

Quote of The Week
Yes this ties into this weeks stories

AW Art

This week we have a up newly released custom map!
Colonial Supremacy By Ricky Carmichael

Next week's AW art shall be a much needed AW political map to replace the current blank one. The best one submitted shall be the official political map of AW! The rules for submission are simple.

1.) Select ether the map provided below or a map of your choosing

2.) Draw countries with boundaries depicting the top 10-15 (If you like you can do more) clans in AW. You are free to add any effects that you want to it.

3.) Once finished submit your map in a PM to Me

4.) Wait till Sunday of this week at around UTC-9:00 to find out if you've won!

If you are interested in joining the news cast and providing any news worthy content PM Host for details.